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Reepicheep's avatar

I was informed that Muslims are so unlike us, so apocalyptic and irrational, that they always hide their military targets behind women and children. But those targets appeared to be out in the boonies.

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Brian Mattson's avatar

Rational enough to know that women and children were not going to deter an attack on *those* targets.

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Reepicheep's avatar

True, they saw Hiroshima. Pretty rational folk then

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Peter Ritchie's avatar

The Twins ran into the M's own 30,000 bunker buster--Cal Raleigh!

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Brian Mattson's avatar

I said it last time we saw you guys. “Never throw him a pitch. Walk him.”

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Peter Ritchie's avatar

As I recall, he hit homes runs in all three prior games against you guys. It's nice having someone like this on the M's. It's been a while. And I don't mind beating on the Twins. I mean, they're from Minnesota after all. Not exactly the Pacific Northwest...

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Brian Mattson's avatar

Yes. Cal Raleigh slaughtered us, almost single-handedly. It was so hard to watch! Or, in my case, listen to, since according to MLB rules from the Jurassic Age, I, sitting in Billings, Montana, am part of the "Seattle" territory and get blacked out whenever the Twins play the Mariners. So colossally dumb. :/

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